perle de la examene

Daca tot rad cu lacrimi dupa fiecare examen, m-am gandit sa adun cele mai tari chestii ce le gasesc prin lucrari. Dar avocatul univesitatii zice ca e confidential si am lasat-o balta.... pe moment

asa ca James mi-a luat o carte, Must Try Harder - Norman McGreevy
Enjoy!

• Vacuums are nothing. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there.
• The world trousers is an uncommon noun because t is singular at the top and plural at the bottom
• To keep milk turning sour: keep it in the cow
• John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present
• Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large.
• One of the opossums was St Mathew, he was also a taximan